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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a female pilot's vagina? A cock pit."
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"I Bet If The Moon Found Out What It Means To Moon Somebody It Would Feel Bummed."
"Grandma: 'And that's how me and your grandfather chose the colour of toaster in our first home' Me: 'So you haven't seen my scarf?'"
"After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says W T F"
"I swear, even my ex lasted longer than my phone battery does."
"What time did Sean Connery get to Wimbledon? Ten-ish."
"What do you get if you cross a black person with an octopus? I don't know but it would be excellent at picking cotton."
"If the rapper Logic had an evil twin... His name would be Psycho-Logic."
"What do you call a phallic music scale, crushed under a piano? D-flat"
"""It's what's on the inside that counts"" I told my ugly daughter As I tried to explain to her how a calculator works. She's also stupid."