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Joke of the Day

"Did you know that all of the trigonometric functions are female? Yup, They all have periods!"

"Fast way to MESS up someones Knock Knock joke? ""It's open."""

"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"

"Can I use cash to pay for a new electric car? No, you have to charge it."

"When I think about you, I touch myself. In the face. With my fist."

"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"

"I want my children to have all the things I never had so then I can move in with them."

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"What do you call a bird that believes in the change in the basic assumptions, or paradigms, within the ruling theory of science? A *parrot*-digm shift."

"MISSING HER SHE SAID SHE DON'T WANT TO BE IN A RELATIONSHIP, THEN I WON 300,00 DOLLARS AND NOW SHE WANTS ME......I GAVE HER A DOLLAR AND TOLD HER WENDY'S IS OPEN.....LOL"