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Joke of the Day

"Why do you never see any ancient Central American civilizations anymore? They're all M.I.A. ^^^Mayan, ^^^Incan, ^^^Aztec"

"A magician... Why did the magician always use trap doors during his act? It was juts a stage he was going through."

"What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show? Drummers."

"I see your eyes lookin me up and down, baby. Mhmm. Huh? Toilet paper hangin out of my pants? Oh."

"My wife: ""Can you pass me the stud finder?"" Me: ""You're the stud finder!"" *deep, awkward silence* Me: ""Here it is."""

"Did you hear the Bill Clinton has given up the saxophone? He traded it for the hormonica."

"So I was listening to some old-school French rap the other day I think the group was called the Oui-Tang Clan"

"Even people who are good for nothing can bring smile on your face, when pushed down the stairs..."

"What did gangster Pooh said to gangster Tigger? ""Tigga please!"" Sorry, I heard it years ago. I don't remember where or when but I've just been saying alot lately. :p"

"What do you call a bunny with a crooked dick? FUCKS FUNNY"