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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a cow stable in Egypt? A Mubarack"
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"[on a date] HER: any accomplishments? ME: yeah, i'm an award winning [eyes darting around] award winning [sees a dog] dog... liker HER: awww"
"What do you call a gender reassigned person who has a baby? Transparent."
"What do you call a cow that's made out of glass? Steer Clear."
"What is Forest Gump's password? 1forest1"
"Wanna hear a dirty joke? A white horse fell in a mud puddle."
"What's heavier, 200 pounds of bricks or 200 pounds of feathers? Your mother."
"So I found out about this huge magnet near my house. It's called a Walmart and it pulls all the fat people in my town close to it."
"How do you make your girlfriend scream while having sex? Call her and tell her."
"ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?"