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Joke of the Day
"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"
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"My dad always told me... Always B sharp and B natural, but never B flat. Safe to say, I'm a terrible musician. Thanks a lot, dad."
"""I can't wait until this one orange erases years of poor eating choices."" -me, dieting"
"What do you get when you mix a joke with a rhetorical question? ..."
"Relax. You are not paranoid. People really do hate you."
"What did the Catholic Mexican say to greet the Greek God of Thunder? ""hey zeus!"""
"Noah in a pet shop ""Two of every animal please"" ""Want any unusual examples?"" ""No, just arky-types"""
"What do you get when you combine Helium, Yttrium, Selenium, and Xenon? **HeYSeXe**"
"How many ""sup dude""s does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, it's already lit fam."
"See ya later, alligator. After a while, crocodile. Catch ya manana, little iguana."