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Joke of the Day
"What kind of government does Disney World have? A plutocracy"
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"""Of course I can paint your ceiling,"" Michaelangelo scoffed. ""Gonna paint a bunch of dudes with their dicks out on it though."""
"*pours a shaker of salt into the ocean* You're free now"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter?"
"What does a sheep say after walking into a disgusting, dirty bar? Ew."
"The tag on this hot tub reads ""6 man"" when I clearly ordered a 1 man 5 woman hot tub. This one is going back!"
"One of the cooler things you can do when you die is be buried with an elephant bone, just to confuse future archaeologists."
"As I sat there twirling my finger in my hair, I thought ...I really need to shave my balls"
"Age is important only if you're cheese and wine."
"I found out something today. You should always stay happy because 'sad' spelled backwards is das. Andd.... das not good."