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Joke of the Day

"It's ""hairs"" not the collective ""hair"" now. I have so few I know each individually by name."

"How to get revenge on a pedophile Give him a taste of his own medicine and start touching his dick instead."

"I went to a sea-themed disco the other day.. I pulled a muscle."

"A guy walks into an electronic pub He has to buy a new ebook reader now"

"Why do we call dogs, K-9? ...because K-10 is for cats."

"Ants Dancing ? Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"angel: where'd all the zebras go? God: I put 'em in the desert angel: dude their camouflage was for the snow God: I know lol"

"What is the least attractive binary ionic compound? Iron (II) oxide"

"What do you call an alligator with a map? A Navigator."

"What's an alcoholic's favorite book? Tequila mocking bird"