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Joke of the Day
"I'm in a band called ""Transportation"". We're going places."
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"if you're havin girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems and they're all bottles of beer on the wall"
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
"I told my friend that he can do anything he puts his mind to... ...he told me to lick my own pussy."
"What's purple-headed and makes women moan? Crib death."
"What is a south Koreans favorite fruit? An impeach."
"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"
"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."
"Kids make friends in 5 seconds, adults make friends in 5 drinks."
"Small office joke My office is so small that when my feet are under my desk I trip people walking down the hall!"