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Joke of the Day

"Ten years from now mankind will be illiterate, and we'll only communicate through pictures of our breakfasts."

"It costs more to make a penny than a penny is actually worth. I don't get, why do we make the penny? It doesn't make any cents. Thanks, I'm here all night."

"Why did the nigger walks into a bar? Because the cell doors was still locked"

"Is anyone else disappointed about the new CEO of reddit? Such a re-post."

"[Dog yoga class] Teacher: Alright, let's go into downward human pose [Dogs hunch over and start pretending to text]"

"What is Kylo Ren's favorite drink? Supreme Liter Coke."

"why do they always say ""fight fire with fire"" in the movies and stuff? basic pokemon training renders that pretty ineffective"

"It can't be much fun being gay. Your friends are always moaning behind your back."

"What do you call a Spanish man who has just got out of hospital? Manuel..."

"Frolicking: The act of licking afros."