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Joke of the Day
"Islamic Settlers of Catan Everytime you get a sheep you also get wood"
Next Joke
"What would happen if you shot Donald Trump in the rump? You'd hit Christi in the head!"
"What did the Black owner of the BMW do to deserve jail? You mean, black people have to DO something to deserve jail? p.s I know I am going dowwwnn for this"
"Why is North America so salty? Because its Na."
"One a scale of keystone light to jaeger how drunk are you sir? PANCAKE ok I need you to step out of the car"
"What do you call someone who stole home plate? A rapist."
"I'm only 19 and my eyesight is constantly getting worse. When do I get Adult Supervision?"
"If John Cena lost in Baltimore at Payback, the city might riot. WWE wouldn't want that. Never give up"
"So I suppose Obi-Gyn Kenobi would have used the forceps?"
"""Well gentlemen... the steaks are high."" *two steaks giggle* ""Hehehe omfg he totally knows, man..."""