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Joke of the Day
"Whats the difference between your job and a dead prostitute? Your job still sucks."
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"[Request] Easy to remember jokes that can be told at a bar even after a few I was wondering if there were some easy to remember, or just good jokes that could be told at a bar."
"So what's the deal with Jesus? I mean he's just been hangin' around for the last 2000 years."
"What do you call the hot tub that two folks just made love in? H2OOOHHHGG"
"I just heard about it and I totally think I am... What if I'm a hypochondriac?"
"Have you ever gotten laid in a sleeping bag? It's horrible. You can't breathe, it's all sweaty, and your scoutmaster is covering your mouth."
"I know she's talking about rain but I don't like hearing my mom say she got 6 inches"
"Women know that men are like linoleum . . . If they lay 'em right the first time, they can walk on them for years."
"What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people? Dead people had lives."
"There are only two things certain in life death, taxes, and people who can't count."