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Joke of the Day

"""Dad what IS the moon?"" It is cheese. Delicious cheese. Thats why rats come out at nite, to look at it. We must never let rats on the moon."

"Sarah, i understand that you are a feminist... ...but you can't end your prayer with ""awomen"" instead of ""amen"" credits to an anonymous facebook post of which i was too lazy to read the name"

"I've decided to get help with my drug habit. I've managed to convince some friends to give me bulk discounts."

"At first I thought this subreddit was beating a dead horse. But it had only fainted."

"Where did little Suzzie go after the explosion? Everywhere."

"""God's last name is not Dammit."" Unknown"

"A friend asked me, Is there a black Greek god?.. Nike"

"I am sick and tired of women jokes!! period!"

"(Don't do it, don't do it, don't do it.) Text: Hey what are you up to?"

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."