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Joke of the Day
"How does a black woman fight crime? By having an abortion"
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"My relationship with my Ex was very psychological...she's psycho and I'm logical."
"The first rule of liars club is to tell everyone you're in fight club."
"[Robbery] Sloth Man: I'll use my powers to make the criminals fall asleep. *Runs to bank* *Reaches bank 18 hrs later* SM: How'd they escape?"
"I try to have garage sales but as soon as anyone shows a slight interest in something I take it back into the house & look at it with pride."
"What did nazi pilots eat for breakfast? Luftwaffles"
"How can you be so sad when you are so beautiful?"
"Why shouldn't you argue with a 90 degree angle? It's always right."
"Necrophilia joke How can you tell a mortician is a necrophiliac? He's always HARD at work."
"What's Harry Potters favorite way of getting down a hill? Walking! (JK ROLLING)"