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Joke of the Day
"What's a mathematician's favorite plant? Geometry"
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"What happens when you ditch a gf for another she will become bff with your new gf, and become lesbians"
"I'll never forget the words of my late Grandfather... ""Sorry I'm late."""
"Why can't you tell jokes to kleptomaniacs? Because they always take things, literally."
"Daughter comes home with shirt inside out. Me: Why is your shirt on wrong? Daughter: I think you old people call it: ""second base"""
"Mt. Everest has lost its record status ... ... now that a British astronaut is Earth's highest Peake."
"Aaanndd I've just been peed on. Were I Tila Tequila I'd have met 1 of my New Years resolutions before the clock had even struck midnight"
"Chuck Norris uses pens on Scantron sheets."
"What is the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One is heavy and the other is a little lighter."
"ROMEO:But, soft! What light through yonder window breaks? ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you."