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Joke of the Day

"The Past, the Present and the Future walk into a bar... It was *tense*."

"I accidentally just laughed at something my 4-year-old did so now I have to pretend to laugh as she does it forty thousand more times."

"Today is national pet day. There is no touching of people in national pet day. I know this now."

"You should invest in Helium It's only going to go up!"

"The homework is due on Monday. ""Can I get an extension?"" The homework is due on Monday.png"

"Told by the driver of the bus we were on Driver: so you hear president obama is in the hospital right? Us: no we didnt Driver: he cant stop putin"

"Why did North Korea lose Internet? Because they switched to Comcast."

"Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog? So he could ""get a long little doggy""."

"what's up guys welcome 2 mtv cribs 2016 edition today we gonna show you how white peoples homes are oppressive"

"Did you guys hear!? Easter is cancelled! Yep, they found the body. Go home boys."