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Joke of the Day
"A mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."
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"I once had sex with a mermaid I am pretty sure at least. It was dark and she smelled fishy down there."
"Why did the hipster where a toque in the summer? So he could say he wore it before it was cool."
"Star Wars should cast an Indian actor to play Mace Hindu."
"What do you call an underwater ride sharing service? Scuber!"
"What is a Japanese favourite beverage that they don't remember? ""Affogato"""
"A chicken walks into a bar He said ""I think I am in the wrong joke..."" Meanwhile, a scientist crosses the road."
"Roses are red, violets are blue... I have a gun Get in the van"
"When I get caught smoking in a restaurant, I pretend I'm blind and tell them the cigarette is my seeing eye dog."
"DiCaprio movie endings; Shutter Island: is he dead? Titanic: is the boat dead? Romeo & Juliet: is everyone dead? Inception: am I dead?"