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Joke of the Day
"Whats black and sits at the top of the stairs? A paraplegic in a house fire."
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"What's the fastest animal in the world? A chicken crossing Ethiopia. What's the second fastest animal? ... The ethiopian chasing it."
"12 year old girls are an untapped market."
"All day people keep mentioning the new 20 dollar bills I check my wallet everytime somebody mentions it and mine are all still Jackson."
"What do you call it when you think deeply about something you just saw on reddit? Redditation. I am so sorry... that was horrible."
"What's green and empty? Orville's arsehole"
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
"Why did the mathematician quit his job and join NASCAR? They told him he was good at deriving"
"My girlfriend said she needed time and distance... So I slapped her with velocity."
"Sex is like math These days I'm doing it all by hand"