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Joke of the Day
"What happens when you scare an old lady? Depends."
Next Joke
"A few years ago I dropped LSD with my ex-girlfriend and she wanted to get hot n heavy but I couldn't get it up. Now I get flaccid flashbacks."
"Babies are like tattoos. They're yours forever and maybe wait a few days before posting pictures of them so they're not all gross looking."
"A pirate, a chicken and a train enter a bar. ""what can I get you?"" ARR BKAWK CHOO CHOO"
"I'm so old that I was the tv remote when I was a kid"
"""That'll be $15.99 please"" ""Do you take giant revolving badgers?"" *cashier grabs me by the throat* ""We ONLY take giant revolving badgers"""
"Damn girl, are you my accounting class? Because you really need more curves."
"Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off? There were too many fowls."
"A Buddhist was struggling to complete his jigsaw puzzle He just needed to find his inner piece."
"Why did the male spider spin a web? So he could catch all the fly ladies."