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Joke of the Day

"12 year old girls are an untapped market."

"What do you call a hooker in Alaska? Frostitute"

"Mexican Magician A Mexican magician was known for his vanishing act. He would drape a sheet over his head and count: ""Uno! Dos!""...........POOF! the sheet fell flat. He was gone without a Tres."

"Do you want to hear an Ebola joke? Just refresh the page,it's probably posted again."

"Burnt ma Hawaiian pizza today Shoulda cooked it on aloha temperature"

"Pink Panther's TODO list 1. TODO 2. TODO 3. TODO TODO TODO TODO TODOOO"

"What did the cook say to his wife? I'm cumin!"

"I'm testing my theory that I can get away with putting a 0 or N/A in a work report that requires answers when I don't know the answers."

"Why did the Mexican man push his wife off the cliff? Tequila."

"How can you tell your sister is on her period? Your dad's cock tastes like blood."