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Joke of the Day
"Life is basically just a constant effort to not be disgusting."
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"Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty."
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
"Why was the phone wearing glasses?... Because it lost all its contacts!"
"Someone ran over a deaf, dumb and blind man near me last night. Poor bloke didn't know what had hit him."
"Why even ask how my weekend was if you're just going to interrupt me halfway through to say, ""Yeah, I saw your Facebook post."""
"Why did the H kill himself? Because the G had."
"""Harry Potter"" branded condoms. ""Protect your wand from Hogwarts while you're Slytherin in her chamber of secrets""."
"Looks like I'm going to need to have the ""drug talk"" with my daughter because this ecstasy she sold me is NOT working."
"""Huge hole found growing on surface of Sun"" *drops string cheese* ""This hole is no cause for alarm"" *picks up string cheese*"