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Joke of the Day
"Why did the H kill himself? Because the G had."
Next Joke
"You agree to sound convincing when you lie about changing and I agree to believe you. Formalities over, let's get this relationship started."
"What do math majors get when they graduate? A radian. Math majors don't use degrees."
"Why isnt Hitler invited to any BBQs? Cuhs he burns all the franks! Friend told me this, so im sorry if this has already been posted."
"What did Helen Keller call her dog? <smashes keyboard>"
"What did the vacuum cleaner salesman say to his colleague? Hoover fuck said this job would be a good idea?"
"What do you call a dog who does magic tricks? A labracadabrador"
"I slay pussy like I slay dinosaurs Not at all."
"So this is what it's like to grow up. Fucking bullshit is what it is."
"What do you say if Chris Brown is your blackjack dealer and you need another card?"