108538

Joke of the Day

"Decorating my xmas tree after a bottle of wine. Mixed up a box of candy canes with a box of tampons. Tree looks weird and I feel minty."

"What STD does a hip black man get? Kool-AIDs"

"Alton towers changed its name! To leg - go land"

"A gambler hits the jackpot *What are we going to spend 10 million dollars on?* - asks his wife. ""31 black"""

"What do Canadian girls hate? Aboooooooooty call."

"What does a Catholic priest and a silver medalist have in common? They both came in a little behind."

"What do you call a Jamaican squid? Calamarley"

"One of the most wonderful things in life is to wake up and enjoy a cuddle with somebody. At least, that's what my cell mate tells me."

"What was the name of the Mongolian warlord's favorite cow? Angus Khan"

"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? Put it into the microwave until its Bill Withers."