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Joke of the Day
"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."
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"What do you call a group of smart gay men that all look the same? Homogenius"
"The Spanish word of the day is wheelchair. Ex. There's only one donut left, so wheelchair."
"I don't want to say my wife and I are lazy, but we finally folded laundry yesterday and half the clothes don't fit us anymore."
"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"
"Hey traveling businessmen, no need to put a lock on your carry-on. No one wants your briefcase full of boring."
"I opened a company selling landmines that look like prayer mats. Prophets are going through the roof."
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
"The more Sarah Palin talks to the media about running for president in 2012, the closer we get to Googling ""Mayan Calendar""."
"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."