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Joke of the Day

"I had sex in French class once. She was on *la verge* of cumming."

"Just Spent 3 hours in the Emergency room...... .... the Dyson Ball vacuum has a VERY misleading name........"

"Have you heard about the new restaurant on the moon? Food is great but the atmosphere is terrible!"

"After my tweet conversation with you, I delete everything I wrote so you look like a crazy stalker."

"I like my women how I like my wine. Mellow, full bodied, and with a penis . . ."

"When people do a bunny impression they go straight for the cute little front paws. Not me. I fearfully sprint into traffic."

"Joke I prefer my scotch the same as my women...16 years old and mixed up with coke"

"Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math? because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes..."

"What's the difference between Jesus and the painting of the Last Supper? You only need one nail to hang the painting."

"How long does it take a black lady to shit? About 9 months."