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Joke of the Day

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac? He stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog."

"Hate it when I'm at a hotel & the maid leaves her cart unattended & the only thing I can grab before getting caught is 3 dozen shower caps."

"You wont find a whole lot about beastiality in the bible. But you will in my diary."

"What's the best part about gardening? Getting down and dirty with your hoes."

"What is the difference between Saint Patrick's Day and Martin Luther King Day? On Saint Patrick's Day everybody wants to be Irish."

"What did the depressed plankton do? It krilled iself!"

"I can't wait to listen to the new Kelly Rowland album... I believe it's called ""Milk, Milk"""

"Have a bad only child? Apple unveils terrifying robot sibling... iSis."

"Say ""beer can"" in a British accent. You just said ""bacon"" in a Jamaican accent."