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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
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"Q: What's the difference between Bill Clinton and Jimmy Carter? A: It took Bill less than 100 days to botch a military mission."
"Ordered my grilled cheese with tomato. Go hard or go home."
"How does an Asian Cowboy say Hello? ""Ni-Hao-dy"""
"Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 is a registered sex offender."
"Going to a baby shower and I'm real nervous, do they just kind of pour down on you? If you catch one do you have to keep it?"
"How many hippies does it take to change a light bulb? Hippies can't change anything. And they smell bad."
"What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students? Every single one counts."
"What do you call a cheap circumcision? a rip-off :)"
"Context is Key She's so coy. Is she part fish?!"