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Joke of the Day
"Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar. And doesn't."
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"I ask WebMD to diagnose the weird brown mole I just noticed. ""1. Is it delicious?"" ...Yes? ""2. Were you eating Easter candy in bed?"" ...Oh."
"How do you start a joke about Vladimir Putin? By looking over your shoulder."
"Uniformed personnel walk a fine line between being ignorant and being out of shape. Add a letter and they're uninformed. Take one away and they're unformed."
"Where do all the good boys go to hide away? r/cringepics Based off Daya's song ""Hide Away"""
"What's a Pedophile's favorite brand of shoe? White Vans"
"I used to trust my farts..... But then shit got real."
"Listen guys, if a 5yo comes up to you and asks if it's true that zombies won't eat kids who eat their broccoli, BACK ME UP, DAMN IT."
"What comes after 69? Mouthwash"
"How many heretics does it take to change a lightbulb? We're not sure, they've yet to see the light."