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Joke of the Day

"[Black Joke] what's the difference between a Black guy and a pizza? The pizza can feed a family of four"

"Boob Size Grades A ---> Almost Boobs B ---> Barely there C ---> Can't Complain! D ---> Damn! DD ---> Double damn! E ---> Enormous! F ---> Fake G ---> Get a reduction!"

"I'm trying to write a poem for my girlfriend, does anyone know what rhymes with threesome?"

"A grasshopper walks into a bar. Bartender says, ""Hey, we've got a drink named after you."" Grasshopper says, ""Why would anyone name a drink Bob?"""

"So, a florist gave me the wrong flowers. I think they're called oopsie daisies."

"Today holds a lot of meaning to me. Today is the 2 year anniversary that I lost my wife and children I'll never forget that game of cards."

"[frantically pressing buttons on spaceship control panel] WHICH ONE IS FOR POPCORN"

"*exercises sarcastically*"

"THERE IS A THIN LINE BETWEEN 911.. AND 9/11"

"What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia? I'm Snowden!"