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Joke of the Day

"I know I shouldn't, but I treat blacks and whites the same Speed Wash cycle."

"Q: What do you call 3 blondes a chimp and another blonde standing on a street corner? A: 4 f*cks 4 f*cks 4 f*cks not for a zillion f*cks 4 f*cks!"

"I lost my watch at a party once... I saw this guy stepping on it while sexually assaulting a girl. I walked up to him and punched him right in the nose. No one does that to a girl. Not on my watch."

"What did Cinderella say when say got to the ball? *choking sound*"

"TIFU By having one night stand It broke and I don't have another to replace it with"

"The absolute value of 0 is no laughing matter lol"

"No one can text faster than a pissed off woman"

"Why did Karl Marx like going to continental Europe so much? Because they did not have proper tea."

"whats the difference between a baby and a sandwich? i dont fuck my sandwich before i eat it"

"What is the difference between someone who worships God & someone who worships the sun? The sun exists."