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Joke of the Day

"Batman pushes a batcuffed Joker thru the crowd. ""Look! Hahaha!"" yells the Joker. Batman glances up at the jumbotron. GODDAMN the kiss cam."

"Inkling sounds like a baby octopus"

"Onion books. Read 'em and weep. (Credit to Andrew O'Niel.)"

"I'm ""the VCR was heavy enough to bludgeon a large farm animal"" years old"

"TIL that I'm dyslexic. Whoops, wrong bus."

"Irish joke So three Irish men walk out of a bar"

"Can't believe how divided we've become over an election. It's not like it's the color of a dress or something."

"Mitt Romney has decided not to run for president. In other news, I have decided not to become a billionaire or play in the NBA."

"Where do sick boats go? The Dock"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Without a Penis."