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Joke of the Day
"How do Japanese chihuahuas say hello? ""Konnichihuahua"""
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"What's a Mad Cow's favorite rap song? MOO! Bitch, get out the way... Get out the way... Get out the way."
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"A SQL Query walks into a bar It Drops by a Group of Tables and asks, ""can I Join you?"""
"Yo momma is so fat, when she sat on an iPod, she made the iPad!"
"The Fat Girl's Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse: If you see me running & there's no ice cream truck in front of me..you should run too."
"Two fish in a tank. One turns to the other and says ""Do you know how to drive this?"""
"You know what they say about a guy with... big hands and big feet? 2 out of 3"
"I have a phobia of German sausages... I fear the Wurst."
"Just stopped by my old high school and updated my phone number on all the bathroom stalls."