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Joke of the Day
"What's the recommended age to teach your child that Google has every answer to their homework?"
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"How do the female members of the Human League Ovulate? They use their Philoaklian tubes"
"A whale walks into a bar and sits down. Then your mom orders a drink."
"After the Swiss Idol, a Bern resident was found dead in his home."
"""You have a very large package downstairs."" I really need to work on how I word things to the men around this office."
"As I walked down an alley today, I was accosted by what I thought was an angry, needy turnip. It turned to be a ruder beggar."
"Sometimes I wish you could ask the pharmacist to ""make it a double""."
"""Ninja please"" -Japanese people"
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