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Joke of the Day

"I wanted to buy some literature on DIY shelving Sounds easy, but try going into a book store and asking if they have ""any books on shelves"""

"Q: What color is a cheerleader? A: Yeller."

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """

"John and Nancy sitting in a tree, H-I-D-I-N-G-F-R-O-M-T-H-E-L-O-C-A-L-A-U-T-H-O-R-I-T-I-E-S-B-E-C-A-U-S-E-T-H-E-Y-K-I-L-L-E-D-A-D-O-G"

"What's a feminist's least favourite bread? Gender rolls"

"Golf, except there's no balls or clubs or anything, and you just drive around in a cart and drink."

"It sucks when someone cuts you off in traffic and you have to catch up to them & throw a perfectly good cup of coffee at their windshield."

"I think Google's a woman... Because it won't let you finish a sentence without coming up with other suggestions."

"What happens when a sane person posts on a far right sub and a far left sub? [removed]"

"What car does Boba Fett drive? A ManDeLorean."