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Joke of the Day

"FUCK YEAH I GOT A CRIMINAL RECORD *smooth criminal blasts an i bust out sick mj moves* ""congrats sir u are now manager of this kfc/taco bell"

"Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up. ""Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"" ""Sure Bert."""

"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"

"My family is missing that gene that tells you when trash cans are full."

"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."

"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"

"If I was an Oreo, how would you eat me? Wrong. It's a trick question. People can't be Oreos."

"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."

"A new study discovered Scientists have discovered a new phenomenon while studying one side of a road on which a bull was staying on They call this phenomenon: Curb-On-The-Ox-Side"

"So a foreign exchange student asks me: ""Is the word ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther?"" I told them it was either."