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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
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"Me to My Neighbour we get it. you can hold your breath (*looks at watch*) for 19 days. Quit showing off and come out of that pool."
"I Was Sitting On A Train Next To A Hot Thai Girl I Thought To Myself, 'Please don't get an erection, Please don't get an erection'. But She Did."
"Toilets are really just fart amplifiers when you are trying to be quiet."
"Never try to annoy someone with bird puns Because toucan play at that game."
"What do you get when you mix a hippie and a yellow? Mello Yellow"
"If the Narwhal bacons at midnight, what does it do at noon? It bakes off."
"Say what you want about suicide jumpers. I think they used all of their potential."
"[Doctor's Office] Sir, it appears you have takes-everything-literally disease. ""Is it bad, doc?"" Yes, but bear in mind- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"
"Snow White succumbs to avian influenza as a message against the laziness of magically hiring animals to complete household chores."