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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a sleep walking nun? A roamin' Catholic."
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"What's it called when Obama and Paul Ryan meet up for dinner? A government mandate."
"How do you spell a hated opponent with three letters? NME (enemy)."
"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. Fish 24:7"
"Q: How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle? A:Tell them you are going to the livestock auction"
"Those tiny bottles at the liquor store aren't free samples. I know that now."
"Why can't accountants get library cards? They're book-keepers."
"An asian man goes to the eye doctor... The doctor says to him ""I know why you're not seeing so well, you have a cataract"" The asian man says ""No, I have a Rincoln Contirental"""
"Strange trend at my office... People are naming food in the break room refrigerator. Today I ate a sandwich named ""Kevin""."
"Tip for drowning your enemies: Paint pictures of people yawning on the bottom of their swimming pool."