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Joke of the Day
"What does a tight-rope walker eat for breakfast? A Balanced Diet!"
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"A guy came up to me in the gym. ""How the hell did you get a body like that?"" he asked. ""Thanks,"" I said, ""That's very flattering."" He said, ""Not really mate."""
"Your grandparents used to kiss with tongues, probably"
"""Let the bodies hit the floor, let the bodies hit the floor""- John joyfully sings as he walks off with the 'Caution: wet floor' sign"
"What type of knot do you tie in space? An astronaut."
"Why was the table pissed at Jesus? Because he looked a little cross."
"Gabe Newell should be the World President He will prevent World War 3."
"AN OPEN LETTER TO COFFEE Thanks."
"My favorite X-Men character is Nicki Minaj."
"Joke of the Day 6/11/14 A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, ""Sorry, we don't serve food in here."""