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Joke of the Day
"What's black white and red all over Michael Jackson in a blender."
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"Why does Dr. Pepper come in a can? Because his wife died."
"What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? We better get some support before they think we're nuts!"
"Girl, are you an HM move? 'Cause I can't seem to forget about you!"
"Teenage daughter called me an old fart. We both laughed and then I changed the password to our wifi."
"""I"" before ""E"" except after ""Old MacDonald had a farm"""
"What's another term for anal bleaching? Changing your ringtone"
"I don't date Chinese girls... That's a big red flag for me..."