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Joke of the Day

"So a foreign exchange student asks me: ""Is the word ""ee-ther"" or ""eye-ther?"" I told them it was either."

"My mate went to a restaurant and the waiter had lost his left arm Serves him right"

"A robot walks into a bar... The bartender says, ""Hey, we don't serve robots!"" Robot says, ""Oh, but someday you will."""

"I was pulled over by a female officer today When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer? She said ""ugh nothing!"""

"What happens When a Pigeoner and a Falconer move in next door Feathers get ruffled"

"what do you call a fast ghost? spooky gonzales"

"Who is a Minion's favorite politician? First ever president of Zimbabwe, President Banana"

"Her: *whispering seductively in my ear* Tell me what you want baby. Me: *whispering back* I was thinking maybe Thai food but up to you."

"A summary of all Jewish holidays: They tried to kill us. We won. Lets eat."

"There are two types of people in this world: 1)People who tried to move an object with their mind at least once 2)Liars"