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Joke of the Day
"Why do people call memes ""dank""? Because they release dopameme!"
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"I like my women like I like my coffee... Ground up and in the freezer."
"ATC: ""Cessna G-ABCD What are your intentions? "" Cessna: ""To get my Commercial Pilots Licence and Instrument Rating."" ATC: ""I meant in the next five minutes not years."""
"My therapist asked me to stop wanking. I asked how long i should stop for... He said at least until i left his office"
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"GENIE: and for your first wish? ME: I wish that the end of every bag of chips was the start of another GENIE: holy shit!"
"What happens when U change position too fast? You get an unpleasant vowel movement."
"Why did Jesus stop playing hockey? (First) He kept getting nailed to the boards."