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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I lost 150lbs combined! So if you see our twins wandering around please let us know!"

"Name a body part that's long and stiff and uses the letters PENSI A spine"

"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"

"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."

"What do you call a Nazi cetacean? Adolfin."

"What's the difference between Mexicans and Jesus? Jesus didn't have tattoos of Mexicans all over *his* body"

"What's O. J. Simpson's Internet address? Slash slash backslash slash slash escape."

"When a girl says, ""I think we should talk,"" it's never about the Bat Mobile."

"What's worse than lobsters on your piano? Syphilis"

"Cookie. I would give you a cookie, but I took a byte out of it."