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Joke of the Day

"*unrolls blueprints of a dick* no no no this part has got to go. dont know what this does... gone. lets put a ruby here. in the shaft"

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"What do we want ? Race-car noises! When do we want them? Neeeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwwwwww"
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