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Joke of the Day
"Why don't dead people sneeze? Because they're too busy coffin."
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"A family is at the table eating dinner. ""I don't like Grandpa"" said the boy to his Mom. ""That's okay honey, just finish your potatoes instead."" She replied."
"Chuck Norris can taste lies."
"""Why don't British people pronounce their T's? Because they're all in the Boston harbor."""
"I didn't see San Andreas because I heard there's not a scene where a therapist tells the seismologist, ""It's not your fault."""
"What do Alexander the Great and Winnie the Pooh have in common ? They both have 'the' as their middle names !"
"When I was born I was given two choices: The first was to have a perfect memory, and the other was to have a huge penis. Unfortunately, I can't remember which one I chose."
"A Nicki Minaj song makes way more sense if you make up your own lyrics."
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"The guy who named the peacock was just trying to make himself feel better."