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Joke of the Day

"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"

"What do you call it when a Cat wins a Dogshow? Cat-has-trophy. Such punny. Much Cringe."

"COP: You're under arrest for owning a non-domesticated animal. ME:(looks at otter)You mean Dave? COP:...and for this weed ME: That's Dave's"

"Did you hear about that new bald eagle poison? It's illegal if you use it."

"A magician walks into a gay bar and disappears with a poof."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a faulty battery and caused their house to burn down"

"Did you know the earth is over 70 percent water? Now what if all that water voted"

"Dear Sir/Madam, Your transgender operation was a partial success."

"Why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered six offender"

"Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? He was *too far out, maaan*."