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Joke of the Day
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino!"
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"Leave a Post-It on your girlfriend's birth control that says, ""guess u don't want 2 have my babies haha."""
"One of my favorite things about kids is that you only have to feed them once a week"
"If a hipster falls on the forest, does it make a sound? Yes...but you've probably never heard it before."
"Did you hear about that AMA that guy with two dicks did? Yeah, I already . . . . . Reddit"
"A man's penis enters the Guinness Book of Records... then the librarian told him to take it out."
"Did your parents keep the placenta and throw away the baby?"
"Did you hear about the garbageman who wore no trousers or underwear? He was naked from the waste down."
"Based on my search history, Google suggests: A social life"
"Whats the difference between Eminem & Slim Shaddy Eminem would fuck you and Slim Shady would fuck you and your mom"