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Joke of the Day
"What is a penguin? A swallow who ate after 6pm."
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"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender confuses jokes with idioms, and offers the horse water but can't make it drink."
"So Mary and Joseph finally consummate the marriage Joe checks the sheets, turns to Mary and says, ""You really expect me to believe God broke your hymen?"""
"What do you call a midget psychic that escaped prison? A small medium at large"
"COACH: You miss 100% of the shots you take. ME: You mean, don't take? COACH: No. You are, by far, the worst athlete I have ever seen."
"i think it's about time we get honest with children about how they're bad at most things"
"The Seven Dwarfs of Facebook: Drunky, Stoney, Skanky, B!tchy, Lonely, Creepy, Stalky"
"(Dad joke warning) What was the almond tree doing all damn summer long? Nuttin'"
"If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping-gong and died what would they put on his coffin? A lid."
"What do you say to a bunch of worried Trump supporters? ""Don't worry, everything is going to be alt-right."""