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Joke of the Day

"Parenting is all about wanting to say, ""No one cares, honey"" 100x a day AND NEVER DOING IT."

"Why is Reddit called Reddit? Because you've probably read it before."

"Q: What is hard six inches long has two nuts and can make a girl fat? A: Almond Joy candy bar"

"Some hipsters were camping next to me and asked for help starting a fire. So, I chased one around until his corduroys burst into flames."

"What do you call a black mage? A Negro-mancer"

"Did you hear about the Mexican killer that owned trains? He had loco-motives"

"Don't die a Virgin Seriously, there are terrorists waiting for you up there."

"Subway's known about Jared since the beginning how else can you explain how they knew he likes to eat fresh. I'm going to hell for this one."

"My favorite sex position is the JFK. I splatter all over her while she screams and tries to get out of the car."

"What do you call it when a frog jumps off a bridge? Kermitting suicide."