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Joke of the Day

"What does a vegetarian zombie eat? Grrrains."

"I'm reading a book about sufferers of tourettes syndrome... I want to know what makes them tic."

"What's a boomerang called that's not coming back? A Stick."

"What's the difference between a woman and a video game? I don't get an erection when I beat a video game."

"What does NAACP stand for? National Association of Apes Called People."

"The ""letters to the editor"" page of your local newspaper is like Twitter for the elderly."

"English version of Breaking bad in progress It will last one season with only one episode where Walt will be diagnosed with Cancer but will get treated by NHS and wil end up living on benefits."

"What are the two problems Donald Trump is currently being treated for ? 1) Electile Dysfunction and 2) Premature Congratulations."

"My cat yells at me like she's my mother."

"Kia or Nokia? There is a company called Kia and a company called no Kia. I'm not sure who to believe..."