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Joke of the Day

"I broke up with a Japanese girl last week... It sucked, because I had to drop the bomb twice before she got the message."

"What's the difference between boogers and rice pudding? Nobody eats rice pudding."

"What's the difference between the Titanic and Kim Kardashian? The number of people who rode the Titanic is known."

"My grandpa was one of the Holocaust survivors... But then again, most guards survived."

"There's nothing like the laughter of a baby....unless you're home alone at 1 am...and you don't have children..."

"How can you tell if lunch meat is from West Virginia? It's in bread"

"If women would start naming their periods like hurricanes it would be alot easier for us men to remember which argument you are referring to.."

"I think I'm going to take a hot shower. It's like a normal shower, but with me in it..."

"I always write great unit tests Wouldn't want a careless bug to crash one of my viruses."

"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."