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Joke of the Day
"What did one mosquito say to another when they came out of the cinema? Fancy a bite?"
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"Why is there no gambling in Africa? Because there are too many cheetahs."
"*doctor lifts sheet so wife can identify the body* why is he smiling? ""the last thing he heard was that his blood pressure was 69 over 69"""
"Life is like a box of chocolates... ...it doesn't last long for fat people."
"I'm not a lucky man I once gambled on a couch and won a baby"
"If she calls me cheap one more time I'm gonna return her anniversary gift to 7/11."
"CaO+H2O=Ca(OH)2 Is this reaction illegal too?"
"Ever heard a good joke about sodium? Na"
"Are you today's date? Because you're only 1/10."
"My dream woman has a special combination of inner and outer beauty and is, most importantly, too naive to know she's way out of my league."