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Joke of the Day

"What is the radio operator's favourite romantic story? R and J"

"What does a Turkey eat when it's hungry? An Armenian!"

"How did we go from crappy gas station coffee to ""Yes I'll pay $7 for you to put that in a cup for me""?"

"I'm still not sure if I should throw out or keep my old pillow. I guess I better sleep on it."

"Every time I get out of a small car it looks like a giraffe being born."

"Britain can now say.... ...Its pull out game is strong!"

"5-year-old: Why is there a baseball bat under your bed? Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball?"

"Why are women bad at parking? Because they have a wrong perception of how long 20 centimeters are."

"I'm shopping for groceries in an unfamiliar store and now I know how old people feel when they try to use a smartphone."

"Do you ever wake up. Kiss the person beside you, and just be thankful to be alive. I did. Not really appreciated on flights apparently"