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Joke of the Day

"Her: I like risk takers Me:[goes to the McDonalds Drive Thru and places a complicated order. Grabs the bag and drives off w/o checking it]"

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To bask in social approval."

"What's the worst part about eating vegetables? Swallowing the wheelchair."

"What do you get when you breed a rabbit with an elephant? A dead rabbit with a beat-up asshole."

"What is a pedophile's favorite guitar chord? A minor"

"Nine times out of ten, when I say ""on my way"" or ""be there in 5 or 10,"" I haven't even left my house yet."

"My first post. It's also a tech pun. Konrad Zuse's Z1 was so slow it hertz."

"String theory? It's more than just a theory, dude. String is real."

"What's a sheep's favorite type of alcohol? Mutton-schnapps."

"What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple."