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Joke of the Day
"9/11 jokes are just plane wrong. Write any other jokes about 9/11"
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"I asked one of my sumo-wrestling friends whether he wanted some sushi for dinner He just replied ""No thanks, I'm not a big Japanese guy"""
"What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time ? Cross mouse cards !"
"Roses are Red, Violets are blue... ...I've got Alzheimers, cheese on toast"
"[Reguest] Can you tell me a joke that's translatable in any language? So not jokes like the current front page: http://i.imgur.com/Hp8K3vB.png"
"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"
"Me: I don't scare easily. Pregnant wife: All four of our daughters will be teenagers at the same time. Me: *never stops screaming*"
"cashier at the book store told me to ""take it easy"" so I stabbed her in the neck with my keys because nobody tells me how to live my life."
"Glad I spent 40 minutes getting my 1 year old dressed so she could go outside for 3 seconds."
"Me to 2yo: Hey bud, what are you having for breakfast? Sausage? Eggs? Hash browns? Oh... 8 forkfulls of ketchup? Good job!"