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Joke of the Day

"Hey, girl. I noticed you checking out my Hello Kitty socks. Just so you know...the boxers match. *winks*"

"What would happen if Leafy went to The Filthy Frank show? Chin-chin would leave."

"How did you know that the janitors were dating? They were caught sweeping together."

"A Scotsman walks into a bar.... There is usually an Englishman, an Irishman and a Welshman, but they're all still in France :("

"My parents kidnapped me. I was then born."

"""This is embarrassing, but would you believe we actually met offline?"" - married couples in 5 years"

"A group of actors performed an on stage reading of the Oxford dictionary. The audience wasn't too enthralled with a play on words."

"Me: I heard Rihanna got food poisoning Brain: Stop M: It was B: No M: Salmonella ella ella ey ey B: This is why I can't do math in your head"

"A knock knock joke Knock knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Orange you glad I didn't keep making you knock only to have me keep saying banana over and over again in preparation for the punchline?"

"[Eating unhealthy potato at restaurant] Cop: You're under arrest. Me: What's the charge? [Lowers sunglasses] Cop: a salt and buttery."