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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference Between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with a boob job. One is a crusty bus station the other is a busty crustacean."

"Look at that bald man over there. It's the first time I've seen a parting with ears."

"I dont have a ""college fund"" bc my youngest will most likely get a scholarship and my oldest thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls"

"Yo mama is so fat that we were unable to put her under for the surgery. I'm sorry, there's nothing we could do."

"English: i before e, except after c. Science: Ummmm, No."

"Why will you never go hungry in a desert? Because of all the sand which is there."

"Who was the first black person accepted into Harvard University? The Janitor"

"I found out R. Kelly had sex with that girl because she reminded him of his mother He has an Oedipiss complex."

"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

"What do you do with a dead scientist? Barium"